connie springer
to be bald and awesome, at the same time!
“d-mn, what a connie springer!” he gestured towards the bald man.
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being considerate when you sh-t in a public bathroom. examples: not peeing on the lid, not wiping your -ss over the lid, not leaving marks on the bowl, not leaving p-b-s on the lid, not using all the toilet paper, not forgetting to flush, not leaving a clogged toilet. wendy was really consh-terate after using […]
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- de'aesya
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