Connor Hogan
an extremely sophisticated person who enjoys long conversations about politics and business. he also prefers dressing formally when possible, and if not, always wears at least a piece of clothing from the following brands:
nautica,
ralph lauren
polo
laocste
izod
banana republic
sperry
b-ss
his past times include;
sailing
golf
soccer
driving cars
investing
building fine scale models of cars
researching politics/business or any of the hobbies listed above.
connor hopes to one day major in financing, business administration, or political science. with his degree(s) he furthermore plans on gaining seniority in whatever occupation he so chooses, and earning large sums of money. his goal in life is to become an extremely wealthy individual and hold significant power in either the business, or political world.
connor’s political standpoint is that of a staunch conservative who wishes to keep the old, and precious goals set forth by the founding father’s of the country from which he is born.
connor loves his ancestry as well; german & irish.
the ideal names for connor’s children would be (in descending order of age):
cameron
jared
brandon
lukas
caitlin
“wow, i love my wife. she gave me lots of beautiful children.” – connor hogan
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