connormahernoun
a dark and mysterious h-m-f-g. these creatures are usually addicted to child p-rnography, and happen to secretly own a lot of hidden stashes of it. they have a daily fapping schedule and use tweezers and a magnifying gl-ss to m-st-rb-t-. hence they grow up, they become pedophiles. girls named nicole are attracted to them. they have no life, and sit at their computer all day chatting with people, playing 2d video games, and sending shock sites to people. preferably they are of the strangest creatures among the earth.
person 1: connor maher is the biggest f-g i know. he just loves 8th graders.
person 2: yea, i know. he’s such a connormahernoun.
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