Conoct
(short for conversational octopus)
conoct: an extremely annoying person who is always b-tting in, or as i like to call it “spreading their tentacles” into conversations happening around them. a good example of this is when you’re in the backseat of a car with someone and while you’re talking to him or her, they keep trying to partic-p-te in the conversation up front as well….
: what just happened?
: conoct, phil, conoct….
: look at nancy over there… she is literally trying to partic-p-te in eight conversations.
: what a conoct….
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