Conquistadoring
the act of charging at and object or person, striking a captain morgan pose and masturbating until you -j-c-l-t- all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.
“hey i heard jeff was conquistadoring last night?”
“yeah he totally ran up to megs couch, whipped out his c-ck and j-zzed all over it, then took it home with him.”
“what a bro”
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