Conscientious Apathy
the easy-going way of life. blissful avoidance and ignornance of common organizations, movements, responsibilities, or anything that doesn’t affect the follower. someone who is a follower of conscientious apathy often won’t care about a breakthrough in cancer research anymore than they would if they accidentally forgot to comb their hair that morning.
though frowned upon by the ‘go-getting’ and influential type, a follower of conscientious apathy will often shrug off any criticism and live by the conscientious apathy code: “it’s great that you care, i’m glad that you care, but, i don’t care.”
someone who is a follower of conscientious apathy does not do it to be rude or harmful to others, the way of life is chosen to relieve stress and to find a more peaceful and pacifistic way to survive in times like these. it’s controversy is ignored because no one who is a follower cares what others think about their way of life.
“i think it’s great that the lung cancer -ssociation is around, but i really could care less about it.”
“i’d love to donate money to the school trip, but i’m not going so i really don’t give a cr-p.”
“is my shirt really that ugly? well, i’m sure i’ll survive.”
“sorry, my conscientious apathy is leading me away from that ‘teamwork’ conference”
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