Consensual Sexual Assault
consensual s-xual -ssault is when a girl likes to get beat, bite, choked ect. during s-x.
police officer – “ma’am, can i ask you where those marks on your neck came from?”
girl- “my boyfriend”
police officer- “that’s terrible! would you like to file a report?”
girl- “no no no, its okay, his p-n-s was inside me at the time”
police officer- “oh i understand, it was consensual s-xual -ssault”
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