conservajizz
both literally and metaphorically a conservaj-zz is any conservative that is in the habit of slurping up putin’s excess j-zz or sperm that oozes out of trump’s flabby old -sshole. metaphorically this could represents all of congress. taken literally this would mean paul ryan…
republican congressman: hey paul ryan, are you going back to work on the health care bill?
paul ryan: no… putin is over at the trump tower tonight packing trump in his -sshole so i thought i’d ‘conservaj-zz’ instead…
republican congressman: wonderful. any chance i could lick whatever sp-nk you don’t swallow?
paul ryan: nope! i’m a tight -ss punk kiss -ss b-tch and i want all of putin’s sh-t stained j-zz that drips out of trump’s -n-s for myself.
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