consolar
also “con–so…lar?”
a more convenient name for a cinnamon roll, sticky bun, or cinnabun (r).
etymology: derived from the incoherant ramblings of a videogame-distracted youth who needed a sticky bun.
“hey! go get me a con–so…lar? yes, i said consolar. i meant it too. get me a sticky bun, god d-mn it.”
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