Consolation Guest
a “consolation guest” is someone who is invited to an event, party, concert, etc, but only after the “first choice guest” is a no show and, at the last minute, your buddy needs someone to go with them. basically, you are a second choice…or third…chopped liver…filler…
you will get the “consolation guest” offer, most often, the day of the event.
in a backward sort of way, being asked as a consulation guest, is a complement. you are asked because you are not a flake, are spontaneous, have decent manners, and versatile wardrobe. oh, and a reliable car and gas money, because, as consulation guest, they expect you to drive…”after all, they invited you!”.
friend: “hey becky, wanna go the the (insert name of event here) with me? jason was going, but he flaked out on me. oh, and it’s tonight.”
you: “dude, i am insultated you’re asking me as the consolation guest, but i always wanted to see (insert name of superstar here). sure, i’ll go. i suppose i’m driving?”
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