consolation wank
masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have s-x with someone. may be called a “consolation fap” by someone born after 1990.
we went back to her place and i thought this was the night, but she said she wasn’t ready so i settled for a consolation w-nk after she fell asleep.
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