Console War
an epic battle, equivalent to a d-ck measuring, or p-ssing contest. it pits the next-gen consoles against eachother – in this case, the wii, x360, and playstation 3 – in a battle… to the death! fanboys on all sides shall be hurling sh-t at eachother, while those of us who remain in the center shall laugh. hillarity will ensue every battle, and the casualties will mount. pick a side, or lackthereof, but be warned: choose the ultimate loser (all sides, except the center/neutral position), and you are to be f-cked with for the ages.
in the future, more “wars” of the like will surely follow.
fanboys across the globe are creaming their pants, in antic-p-tion of the grand console war, of the second generation.
next round (sony playstation 3, xbox 360, nintendo revolution)
the word ‘console war’ came about when a little compet-tion broke into a petty argument caused by nintendo, sony and microsoft fanboys all hurling insults at each others’ consoles. the console war has caused a lot of people to fall out.
fanboys treat the console war as if it’s a real war.
an argument between three types of fanboy:
“nintendo is for kids!”
“yeah, well sony copied nintendo’s gameboy with it’s psp!”
“yeah! well microsoft are the richest company ever!”
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