consorry
a word used to confused the h-ll out of people by saying “sorry” and “congrats” at the same time.
“consorry you have 300 follower watching your every move . . .”
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a phrase used to comfort a friend, typically at a mexican restaurant or in a cave. girl 1: i’m so sad its monday! girl 2: its okay we got queso! get a mug for your sister-in-law julia.
- hot rory
when a girl is riding you cowgirl and she accidentally sh-ts whilst riding. the other night she was riding me and i heard her stomach churn… next thing you know my stomach was covered is sh-t…. she’s such a hot rory…
- breastimistic
when you’re not optimistic or pessimistic and just thinks about b–bs all the time. me: are you pessimistic or optimistic? him: i’m breastimistic. you see alice’s t-ts though? get a mug for your cousin jovana.
- cum cove
similar to a man cave but pearly for for sensation of -j-c-l-t–n. “why were you late to dinner” “sorry i was in my c-m cove” “brb got to go to my c-m cove real quick get a mug for your daughter julia.
- e-jack-o-lantern
a pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one’s p-n-s into for masturbatory purposes. hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash! get a mug for your coworker james.