conspirify


v. sudden change of appearance, att-tude and behavior along with the breakage of old alliances and the formation of new pragmatist ones, in order to raise one’s social status and/or conventional popularity; all at the expense of letting your mates down and being named a douchebag and a tool.
omg paul’s such a tool, now he’s conspirifying against his old group

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