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• constant as the north star

  unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death. the sga president said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his vp and cfo. they then started a slush fund.

• Contilipidated

  thinking so hard you become constipated dude, i was totally taking a sh-t and contilipidated hard. f-cked up my whole day!

• contract bridge

  trick-taking card game “he phoned the fallen daughter in the sauna playing contract bridge” (on the song “grounded”, by pavement)

• coochie cruncher

  another name for a lesbian. ellen degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

• cookout

  slang for oral s-x whether heteros-xual or h-m-s-xual. do you like cookouts? then let me put my meat on your grill. bar-b-que, used mainly in the south ya’ll come on over for the cookout sunday. bring the grits!

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