constipate
inability to sh-t
cannot p–p
impossible to drop a bomb
eating too much peanut b-tter caused me to become constipated.
to stop talking sh-t and concentrate on the task at hand.
me: i like lollypops
you: me to, especially when the missus sticks it in her #$%^
me: hahaha, shh now i must constipate i have to get this done
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