constipatience
when you have to take a sh-t but someone shows up or something distracts you so you have to wait until they are gone or until the distraction is over.
peter: “i gotta take a cr-p, maybe i can do it before the guests get here.”
doorbell rings.
peter: “nope, looks like i’m gonna have some constipatience and pile dinner on top of that.”
to become resigned to the fact that you won’t be able to defecate until your colon decides it’s ready to.
patient: “i took the laxatives you gave me but i still haven’t been able to go to the toilet.”
doctor: “well, your bowel will evacuate when it’s ready. you’ll just have to learn constipatience.”
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