constipational law
a law of physics that states, “when one’s rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will acc-mulate until critical m-ss is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved.”
oh man, constipational law dictates that i tell you it’s been nice knowing you and i always thought your house and car were beautiful…but blamo!!!!
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