Constipissing
when you want to p-ss but the d-mn pee won’t come out! possibly because your urethra is jammed with c-m, p-ssy juice, c-ke, whatever
etymology: verb form of constap-ss, which is cheaply and crudely derived from the term constipate
adam: i nearly blew my b-lls out when i tried to take a p-ss… i was constip-ssing!
lilith: have you been jamming blow up your urethra again?!
adam (meekly): yes 🙁
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