Constructophilia
this is a fetish possessed by many atheists on r/atheism who can’t get laid so they f-ck inanimate objects ranging from holes in walls to sewer pipes.
jimmy the atheist practices constructophilia.
a fetish involving a desire to engage in s-xual activity with man made constructions. these may include, buildings, houses, towers and bridges.
matt: yo sally, have you heard about james and his constructophilia? he totally had s-x with a bridge last night!
sally: what the f-ck.
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