Consturbation
after you and your girl finish having awkward phone s-x then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone s-x.
“oddly enough… masturbating doesn’t seem so bad after consturbation.”
continuous excessive masturbation.
jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.
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