consultish
a gibberish language spoken by management consultants
consultant: ..and then, if we invert your product matrix and relocate 5000 jobs to china, we can boost roe by 50% to 13% while increasing upper management pay packages by 200%.
normal person: ummm, i’m sorry, what language are you speaking in?
consultant: consultish
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