consumafuk
a derogatory term used to define a person who is heavily invested in popular consumer culture.
a person who defines worth by material possessions.
a person who is primarily motivated by displays of wealth and status.
despite global warming and concerns about petroleum resource depletion; john q, being the consumaf-k that he is, bought an suv because he thought it would get him laid.
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