Contact Cruise


when you decide to m-st-rb-t- to all of the people of the opposite s-x in your phone due to lack of creativity. sometimes you can go for the speed run, or using transitional methods. this is an extra challenge for those who need storylines.
rick: today, i decided to contact cruise through my phone. i was quite tired as i forgot that many girls had my number.

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