container ass
container -ss is used to describe an -ss that only looks good because of the pants being worn. the definition works two ways in that the -ss only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er -ss.
d-mn, she has a hot -ss! yea, but take off the pants and i’ll bet it’s a container -ss.
an -ss which is only good when viewed in a container, such as jeans. otherwise it is a big old jiggly -ss.
“man her -ss looks real nice in them jeans”
“dude, its probably just a container -ss”
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