Contard
someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. usually campers who spend all their time playing cod 4 and gears of war. also has an unprofound hate of pc gaming.
contard: man, s.t.a.l.k.e.r. is so f-cking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some cod
pc gamer: contard.
a contard(conservative r-t-rded) is someone who will support every action unpresident bush makes. when asked a question about iraq and wmd’s they try to hijack the question and talk about how saddam was a bad guy and how he killed his own people. generally these are the people who are seen with signs “nuke em all! yeehaw!!!!!!!!” or “iran is next” like it’s a game or something.
contard: yeehaw man’ george bush shure is a gud president.
normal human: you sir, are an idiot.
a combination of ‘conservative’ and ‘r-t-rd.’
a contard holds extreme conservative beliefs based on little more than what he or she wants to hear. most information received will be internally filtered or even changed into something that better fits into their conservative (and often religious) worldview.
a contard will often have the same att-tudes and pigheadedness of an extreme liberal, and neither side really understands the irony.
jimmy is a contard. he religiously believes everything on fox news because it sounds like what he wants to believe.
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