contemplaining
the act of contemplating and complaining at the same time. used to describe whiny nincomp–ps who b-tch and moan about inane, asinine, and absurd things that usually never even happen.
billy: but what if we have a pop quiz today? if i do poorly it will go on my permenant record, and i won’t get into harvard, and my parents will kill me, and omfg teh world will end!!!111
timmy: stop contemplaining, you insolent t-rd.
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