contempt of court
what any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of british justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic doc-ments, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.
judge: you are in contempt of court, mr smith.
mr smith: yes, i am. i am surprised you noticed. you don’t seem to have noticed anything else.
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