conti
a really s-xy chick at my school
d-mn dude, conti looks super hot today.
often come in a pair such as twins. twins of c-ckasian heritage, and often looked at as gangstas who love the bling. in other words p.i.m.p.’s who love any national american language. in other words twins with style.
hey u c-nt act like a conti.
extremely awesome person on the battleheart forum. pwnage level is at an extreme high.
dude conti is pure pwnage
a person who has complete disredard for others.
a person that is rude, says inappropriate things.
a ‘real’ person.
someone that will yell across vast expanses trying to have a conversation whilst other conti cant hear anything
“what a conti”
“hey conti heres your beer”
“is he a conti? yeah he’s a huge conti”
“such a conti thing to do”
“yeah he’s a good conti”
“yeah he’s a conti, not the good kind either”
there are several definitions and key components of this small creature.
1. small
2. two millimeter p-n-s
3. can only take 1 cone or commonly know as a ‘kiddie cone’
4. ‘vx gets heavy after a while’ is commonly heard…
5. loves getting with goth fat chicks at raves
6. vomits very often, even after just one cone!
conti is a fun, fat chick loving boy. who loves spending long summer afternoons, tie-dyeing shirts, with his lover…
he has accomplished much in his life, such as being the first living male to actually have a p-n-s with the diameter of a pin, and the length of a full grown female ant.
he is also the first boy to officially use a sony vx 1000e as a muscle building apparatus. his most favorite line is: “but i thought we we’re going to hook up tonight?” followed by a raunchy kiss with a fat sl-t.
boy: your small, 2mm, kiddie cone, vx gets heavy, goth-chick lover.
conti: no you mean i’m conti!
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