continuum transfunctioner


a device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.
do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?
the continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it’s mystery is exceeded only by it’s power.
“we are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
who are you guys?
we’re not guys.
we’re hot chicks.
she’s totally right.
the continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
…and…
…and it’s mystery is only exceeded by it’s power. ”
a strange other worldly device, that when possessed in the right time and place, can get you some really hot wild s-x with some really f-cking hot chicks.
sweet, whats mine say?

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