Contour
a word used to greet or insult a fellow brother. a guy who says stupid sh-t.
your a contour man.
that was a contourish move.
bradley woo.
the worlds most s-xy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted.
man check out that ip.ii.imi.ip in dat contour!
contours refers to when you climb out of a swimming pool and your shorts cling to your crotch area giving a very accurate 3 dimensional impression of what your meat and 2 veg look like. particularly embarr-ssing in large pools with lots of people. can be avoided, but takes practise. contours cannot be achieved in speedos for obvious reasons.
bob: hahaha look at mike’s contours! no wonder he’s so shy!
mike: hey! that pool is cold!
girl: sort your contours you perv!
the outline of a figure or body; the edge or line that defines or bounds a shape or object.
an artwork about shapes, the black or any other color around the shape is the contour.
a brownish marijuana with trunk stems that is sticky that promotes a very psychedelic/energetic buzz. common side affects are floating couch trips, bratwursts with peppers, trips to the buddhist temple, and at times can cause a cerebal high that entails scientific proofs.
i don’t want to walk downstairs. let’s smoke some contour and float down there on the couch.
contour means pushup.
“this here is a frilly contour bra”
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