Contractaholic
someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts
generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.
negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic
2. now she’s getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. talk about contractaholic
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