contraption adaption
1) the period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one’s need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
1) “i’m sorry, joe. i won’t be in to work today. i’m exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption.”
2) “i’m now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption.”
3) the salesguy said: “if you buy this new mac laptop today, i guarantee you’ll start using it today.” “yeah, sure”, i said. “i’ll bet there’s no contraption adaption for this machine!”
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