contrasexive
any s-xual turn-off, especially a strong one which makes contraception irrelevant
man texting: can i come round tonight and, maybe, stay the night? i know you’re mid-month but we can be careful.
woman replying: yes, do come – it would be lovely to see you. but – sorry to disappoint you – i’m having my period.
man: argh, g-d! that’s so contras-xive. but i’ll come round anyway.
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