Control Your Hoes
said to a guy, or less often a girl, when they cannot keep their side pieces or f-ck buddies in line.
examples of hoes getting loose:
-hoes are trying to overstay their welcome after s-x, trying to stay in bed past morning.
-hoes are texting and calling him at the wrong time, like when he’s with his main girl.
-hoes are wandering off to other partners when they need to stay put. this is a serious lack of hoe control.
-hoes are talking smack with his other hoes or friends when she needs to keep her mouth shut. she’s just a hoe, she shouldn’t be involved.
-he is not being dominant enough with his hoe in the bedroom.
hoes are b-tches, b-tches are female dogs, and dogs need to be kept on a leash. literally and metaphorically keep your hoe on a leash.
ivan knows how to control his hoes. he’s got a bunch of hoes that send him nude pics on snapchat, and he makes sure they all don’t try to get emotionally close to him. none of his hoes know of the other, and none of them have other players they run with. ask ivan to teach you how to control your hoes
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