Controlled det
short for controlled detonation which occurs when you are having intercourse and are not using protection. just prior to climax you pull out and transfer the shaft to a secured location in the females mouth. once the lips have formed a complete seal you release the -j-c-l-t–n without fear of pregnancy or a sticky mess with stubborn stains. this provides protection to the cervix, eyes, nostrils and external auditory meatuses…or meati whatever. loss of control can occur with premature evacuation.
guy #1: so you took off with that chick last night, how did things go?
guy #2: well, things went great, we got going, but then i realized we didn’t have any condoms.
guy #1: so what did you do, you give up.
guy #2: h-ll no, i just pulled out and went for a controlled det.
guy #1: totally, no muss no fuss.
Read Also:
- Gredge
someone who eats too much, even when they are full. aka a glutton, aka a food monger. person1: that m-th-f-cker is a f-ckin’ gredge! he he always asks for a bite of my donair. even after eating his own! person2: you’re right! what a gredge!
- diarrharharhea
feces which contains a large quant-ty of water or liquid which is expelled while laughing. “there’s just no cleaning up after yourself until you find the cure for diarrharharhea”.
- Dick Bat
a bat is known for constantly looking for fresh blood to suck. a ‘d-ck bat’ is a person (mostly women) who looks for fresh c-ck to suck. basically a c-ck sucker. person a: “why does kayla always stay after the game?” person b: “homie she be d-ck bating the whole team” person a: “wow, a […]
- Profused
pro being the opposite of con means that to be profused is to be crystal clear about what you are doing. she thought we were lost but i was profused.
- grin gran
spanish for “weed grinder.” yo homie, p-ss me la grin gran. i’m about to pack this bowl. p-ss me la grin gran, which is spanish for grinder of course.