contruncate
1) to simultaneously combine(unite/merge) two concepts by shortening off the top of one and the end of the other
2) when you start with one word and accidentally finish with another, but still get a point across (often by accident).
i.e. combine + truncate = contruncate
doctor: “explain to me your problem.”
patient: “my mind outruns the speed at which i can talk, i combine and warp words together when i start one and finish with another. my friends say its adhd. it’s like i blend words left & and right, i accidentally contruncate them, shoot i did it again.”
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