convection oven
the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to recirc so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
george was driving his family home from friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. he then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. but, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.
i gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.
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