Convenience Giver
somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.
cashier: here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
convenience giver: i don’t really want this change, so i guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer…
convenience giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
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