convenient memory
a collection of events one can suddenly forget or remember.
julie: “paul said you were talking to some chick at the party and you asked for her number.”
todd: “umm… i don’t remember talking to any girls at all!”
julie: “yeah, sounds like you have a convenient memory.”
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