Conversation Vampire


someone that boring, that as soon as they become involved in a conversation with others….the life is sucked dry out of it. the people involved in said conversation disperse…leaving an unlucky sole alone with conversation vampire…..wishing he had left earlier!
out for drinks with work letting your hair down…..
along comes conversation vampire .
has nothing to add, just stands there looking glum
others get annoyed with this
conversation dies!

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