Conversational Jesus
a person with the ability to turn a conversation about water into a conversation about wine.
a: after my work-out i was really thirsty, i would have killed for some water.
b: then why didn’t you just un-cork a good bottle?
a: un-cork? …. are you talking about wine again?
b: of course, what else?
a: man, you’r a true conversational jesus!..
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