Coochee Monster
any horn dog s-x maniac, s-x addict that eats way too much p-ssy for his or her own good.
mr. j-zzman better cut down on the amount of p-ssy he’s been eating or he’ll turn into the coochee monster!
i can tell that the coochie monster was here recently ’cause all the ladies walk kinda funny now.
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