coochie filter
an imaginative gauze that women insert into their vajay-jay. mostly adolescent teenage girls for when their raging hormones want them to m-st-rb-t-, thus making coochie juice appear. if this filter is not changed often, coochie juice will seep through and get every where.
—girl 1: ” man, do you have and extra coochie filter? that guy over there is soooo hot. i dont think i’ll be able to control myself!”
girl 2: ” sorry dont have any. i’m glad i have one! he is super hot!”
— “i hope my girlfriend doesnt have her coochie filter in. because if i wanna bang her she’ll ask me to take it out, and i hate doing that!”
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