coochmooch


when a male mooches off of another male friend for a vulnerable ex girlfriend to get some easy -ss.
f-ck john. that’s the third phone number i’ve given you this week. you’re being a cooch mooch.
noun: a woman who uses s-x for material gain.

verb: to use s-x for material gain.

a friend of mine coined this phrase. since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.
she cooch mooched a car out of him.

that cooch mooch is looking for a sugar daddy.
freeloading v-g-n- begger that does nothing to earn the love. and is always looking for the easy exit.

also a person who takes advantage of giving women.
john, are you two gonna be in there all day?

john: until she kicks me out!

man, you are such a cooch mooch!

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