cooked
someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. often caused by excessive drinking and partying.
you’re cooked, go home and go to bed.
to smoke marijuana and get very high
man i am so cooked i just smoked an ounce doobie
cooked-the act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.
yo you got soo cooked last night
yeah man i yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow
to be cooked;
when someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. they have “cooked” their brain.
“that b-tch is cooked, i haven’t seen her in weeks and she just lost her sh-t at me over nothing!”
adj; having extremely dark skin. commonly used by black people to make fun of africans. the term isnt meant to be derogatory, just funny.
terrell: “you see that n-gg- ova there?”
leroy: “d-mn that n-gg- cooked”
terrell: “word, he dark as f-ck”
-laughing
an altered state of being, whether it be chemically enhanced or a result of sleep deprivation and/or sensory overload. usually occurs in the midst of and/or aftermath of a rowdy social engagement or bender (e.g. a music festival spanning one or more days, consecutive nights of exposure to alcohol and drugs in combination with loud music of an -ssorted variety, &c.)
example 1-
girl: did you hear about what t-to did this morning?
dude: no, what?
girl: he was at the club till it close, and then he had to go to a wedding, so he decided to get a pre-wedding tattoo.
dude: are you kidding me?
girl: it gets worse… he got a tattoo of the bl–dy beetroots logo.
dude: he is f-cking cooked.
example 2-
dude: have you heard from scott since he’s been in vegas?
girl: yeah, he sent me a clip from a pool party he went to where eric prydz was playing. he won a stack of money playing roulette and spent most of it on c-ke.
dude: man, he is cooking it!
slang term: describing the old condition of somebody’s shoes or clothing.
you been rocking those airmax kicks for a year. them sh-ts is cooked!
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