cooked goose
a pseudo-s-xual term that craig ferguson uses on the late late show with geoff peterson.
“you remember that guy from last week?”
“yeah he’s cooked goose now”
a p-n-s immediately unusable after masturbation.
“hi steve would you like to have s-x with me?”
“i would like to but unfortunately i have a cooked goose.”
anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
craig was a true gentleman. he gave me three litres of cooked goose and i was eternally grateful.
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