Cooked Patties
describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.
“yo check out that dumb hoe, she’s cooked patties.”
a buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and i. we went out to a club and got trashed. one of the few things i remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, “yo she’s cooked patties bro”. i turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.
cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
f-cked
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