Cooked Up Bat


a louisville slugger or similar striking or bludgeoning instrument with nails in it, designed to properly f-ck up whoever gets smashed in the face with it.
b-tch tried to play me, tried to gank some of my sh-t, so i hit that p.o.s. with a cooked up bat.

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