Cooked your own spleen
“a well known expression for a newspaper closing” – david mitch-ll
to put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. shooting yourself in the foot
phil: did you get to sh-g that slag from oceana?
james: nah fam, got too wasted and p-ssed out
phil: you’ve cooked your own spleen, there!
james: i know, bruv
mike g: did you break up with lydia?
marcel: nope. told her i loved her by accident.
mike g: cyos.
reginald poshington: h-llo there old chap! how goes it?
rogers chestertonmastercard iv: not so well, i’m afraid old sport. i just heard back from the regatta club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of uncle adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. daddy won’t be pleased at all.
reginald: well then, old spice! you’ve cooked your own spleen, haven’t you?
rogers: in deed! this is truly a recipe for disaster
news of the world’s last headline: “we’ve cooked our own spleen”
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